Beer before wine...

Ahhh, yeah - in case you ever wondered.

Quote of the day:

Beer before wine makes you feel fine,
Wine before beer makes you feel queer,
Beer before wine before beer before wine before vodka before whiskey before tequila before beer before wine before schnapps before wine before beer before vodka before more vodka before absinthe before vodka before wine before beer before tequila before vodka before whiskey before tequila before beer before wine before schnapps before beer before beer before vodka before more absinthe before meths makes you die.

Ross Duncan (Scotsman on a horse)
(found here, randomly)