agents and query letters and rewrites, oh my!

alls i gots to say is, dude, i've gotta work this shit from the inside, you know what i mean?

(some of you do know what i mean - that is, shmoozing the crap out of every last possible contact i have to get this novel published! hahaha. heh. yep. you, too. just wait. it will start as an innocent invitation to lunch and before you know it, i am eating your brains!)

for a hugely and highly enlightening (and entertaining) read, check out the recently blog-deceased miss snark: literary agent. good thing she kept the blog online, even though she stopped posting. yep, good thing. i've been reading her for hours now and it's past my bedtime but i'm enamored and i just. can't. stop. so tired. can't stop. must. keep. reading.

it's fascinating, digging your hands into the mud.